Howdy y'all!

Stay tuned for our upcoming story, The Rituals of OCD. I hope it helps many. -SD

Also, another story I will be posting: The Pitfalls of Depression

The New Age... According to Joe

PhoJoe, that is!

Just copy, paste, and search the following:
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.phojoe.com/images/new/forensic/Jonbenet%2520Ramsey-Age-Progression.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.phojoe.com/forensic_compositing.html&h=358&w=540&sz=57&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=8SNlD0IL5poxvM:&tbnh=88&tbnw=132&prev=/images%3Fq%3DJonBenet%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG
Then, log on! Or, simply log on to www.phojoe.com/forensic_compositing.html

Some amazing work is being done, over there. Check them out. They can do any photo you'd like. A great service. -SD
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PhoJoe- The contacts

Call now! Toll Free: (877) 398-2551
Or, e-mail them at info@phojoe.com

SDRoads, Page 3 Girl...

... and not in England's The Sun. LoL


Gink, you have to go back to the board and view the numbers again. The numbers: SD, 109:480; G, 148:642. You are in the lead. I'm all the way back on page 3!!! LoL Thanxx for all of your support. Happy writing. I like the idea of Photo Jounalist, by the way. Thanxx for that, too. -SD
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Another inside joke. Sorry y'all. Soon to be exposed? LoL Well, gink, should we tell? Wink -SD

A stunning picture I found at Josh & Josh just now. Wow!

Makes me feel like she is meant to be President!
-SD

To visit Josh & Josh, log on to their website, at, www.joshandjosh.typepad.com/

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Photo of Hills, Mrs. Hillary Clinton... or should I write, President Hillary Clinton?
You go girl!

Now, I have a question, after reading my own post, below! LoL

Who in the hell is Joaquin Pheonix? I shall go find out for you all, and then, on to aimlessly posting his picture here. LoL Stay tuned, y'all. -SD








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Post post of picture: O.k. Now I think my new friend looks like 2 people! LoL

From the desk of: Josh & Josh

February 17, 2006
Josh & Josh Celebrity Sighting #357 (Or: Why Josh K. Doesn't Drink Much)
I had two margaritas under my belt. I wasn't as drunk as I was "feeling the vibe." (I'm a lightweight and a cheap date.) So, of course, like a complete idiot, I take the opportunity to introduce myself to the beautiful Jonathan Rhys-Meyers while he innocently stood smoking a cigarette outside the [gay-ish Hell's Kitchen] restaurant we both patronized. Below is the exciting recap of the 30 seconds I spent with him.

Me: Is your name Jonathan?

Rhys-Meyers (with an Irish accent): Yes. Yes, it is.

Me: Wow. It's a pleasure to meet you. Uh. So . . . how's the cigarette tonight?

Rhys-Meyers: It's good, thanks. What's your name?

[Jonathan extends his hand. I take it and shake it.]

Me: Josh. My name is Josh.

Rhys-Meyers: It's nice to meet you.

Me: You, too. Well, I don't mean to bother you. Have a good night.

Rhys-Meyers: You too.

I want to note that, in real life, he looks more like Joaquin Pheonix than Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. Which is odd because he actually is Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. But, still, I thought he might have been Joaquin. Of course, that could have been the result of my pathetic resistance to alcohol. Which is why I don't usually drink. Because I make a complete ass of myself (even more than usual) and say inappropriate things and approach famous people and ask them to describe for me, a perfect stranger, exactly how different the cigarette they're smoking is from the thousands they've smoked before it. I mean, what did I expect? A dissertation? A crotch grap? Fellatio?

Thank god I didn't break out my camera. Because that would have been tacky.

--Josh K.

Why I Want To Be A Cop. By SDRoads

Recently, I had the following e-mail exchange. I had originally answered the question straight away to my aquaintance. However, I am currently having trouble with one of my e-mail accounts. Though, the message appeared to be sent, it is not automatically saved in the Sent File. And, according to what I had read below, it has not been sent at all. I will attempt to answer again, though, I doubt it will be as sparkling of an answer the second time around. It's a situation where, you had to be there, the moment is gone. LoL Stay tuned for my second attempt at answering that question. All of a sudden I feel like I am at school, writing a report. Haha

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The E-mail:

Aye yi yi! And here, all along I thought I had already answered that. LoL I'll tell ya what. You just gave me a really great idea for a post on my site, without even knowin it. You will be able to find the answer to your question there. -SD

xxxxxx@hush.com wrote: -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
Hash: XXXX

That's ok, SD.

Now...back to my question. Why are you so intrigued with LE and
being a cop?



On Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:16:29 -0400 Xxxxxxx Xxxxxxx
wrote:
>Hi again. I would like for you to know that I have been having all
>type of trouble in sending out messages/mail from the roads
>account for days and days. I can't compose new, it says I can only
>chat. Very annoying. I didn't even know chat was possible there! I
>want you to know I would have gotten back to you sooner,
>otherwise. I shall have to trouble shoot again, darn it. -SD
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The Answer:
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Why?
To help people.

To help those that are frightened.
To help bring peace.
To help those that are not in a position to help themselves.
To Protect and Serve.

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The next question should be, How did you come to that conclusion?
That, along with How did it all begin?

Those would be my next 2 questions. -SDRoads, Administrator

Lucky Girl!

It just so happens that I am not that much in to movie stars. I don't pine for their autographs, as other's do. However, once or twice, I had pondered whom I did want the autograph of, if any at all. I decided at the time on a few people whom I now can't even remeber outside of Madonna. These days, I ponder something else. Now, I have a new thought. Due my recent bout with the cancer, and things of that nature, I had been in the hospital and doctor's office a lot more than usual. I had the thought, Whom would I want to visit me in the hospital? That list would be short, but powerful. It consists of the following individuals. My son, my other son, my daughter, My Dear One, John Ramsey, Burke Ramsey, Pamela Paugh, John Mark Karr, along with his Brooke, and Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Jonathan is our featured actor of the month, here. Scratch that, he is the featured actor of the year! Scratch that too! He is my featured actor of a lifetime! Recently, I had met a gentleman that resembles the actor quite a bit. Now, I can't stop thinking of him, or the gentleman, for that matter. Haha Here's his picture, along with Jonathan's. What do you think, y'all? Is there a resemblance or not? LoL -SD

Something Special To Me

JONBENET'S CHRISTMAS
« on: November 27, 2007, 05:35:00 PM » Quote

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As I entered into the room, I heard the sweet sounds of Christmas music. As I waited for my Christmas coffee (half decaf, half GingerBread) I ordered from the coffee shop within the walls of the college cafeteria, I noticed a Christmas decoration on the wall. While waiting for whip cream to be thrust onto my coffee, I thought of JonBenet, almost out of nowhere. Perhaps the stocking I saw upon the wall, one of the biggest I had ever seen, reminded me of her and of her family and the joy they all shared, at Christmastime, and throughout the year, each year. This is a time of rebirth. Happy Holidays JonBenet. -SD

The above posted at another forum, earlier this year, in preparation for Christmas.

Valerian. Warning! Some may find objectionable.

LoL LoL Story soon to come! It already happened, but, the story's in the works. -SD

SD's List of The Things that are Objectionable

1. The expression, "Boys will be boys." (Upon review, enough said there. LoL)
2. A certain Commissioner's expression. (Soon to be let out of the bag.)
3. The odor of Valerian supplements. (Found out the hard way. Haha)
4. Too much perfume on an elderly woman. (Sorry ladies.)
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Thanks For Making Me A Fighter! Smack

If you liked her Fighter video, you'll be amazed at her on stage performance. Great song. Great lyrics. And here is some more to know about this pop star diva. Read on. -SDRoads

*"Christina Aguilera tells about Her Abusive Past
Pop diva Christina Aguilera has revealed that she was abused as a child and thinks that American women need to wake up and voice their opinion to ensure that other kids do not become victims of domestic violence.
Aguilera says she found an outlet for her emotional demons in her music and in the song "I'm Okay", from her album, "Stripped" . It contains the words: "Every time my father's fists would put her in her place."
In her recent hit song "Beautiful", she talks about the pain caused by verbal abuse: "I'm beautiful, no matter what they say. Words won't bring me down."*"

Story from Lavender
Editing by SDRoads

Lavender Power

"I don't think I've ever been to Colorado.", SD

... LoL gink.

Inside joke, soon to be made public. -SD
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Da#$! I can't send out mail on one o' me accounts, I can't insert links here. What else won't I be able to do?

It is so annoying when these types of issues come up! -SD
I am going to try again. Test Post

Blake Lewis' Stun Factor

Sorry, at this time, I can not insert the link, for your convenience, due technical difficulties.
See story 5 posts below. Thanxx. -SD

SD's Tools Of The Trade

1. pen
2. ... with an eraser
3. small notebook
4. camera phone
5. business cards
6. audio recording device
7. dictionary! (LoL)

And, if I was gink, I'd "need an editor". Haha "Where's my editor?!?" Or should I write, "WHERE IS MY EDITOR? (Quotes by Gink) LoL, gink. Wink -SD

SD's List of Things NOT to Do

... LoL
1. Don't go in the water with your clothes on.
2. Stay away from those who have the tendency to be over the top, it can bite you in the ass if you don't. (And that's To Do, not Not To Do. LoL)
3. Sit on a low riding stool too quickly at a dentist's office. WEE
4. Flash a smile to a really cute guy directly after eating something with black pepper.
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SD's Rant Page

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My American Prayer

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How Many Words Does It Take To Say I Love You?

Not only am I impressed with the lyrics of his new song, but, I was also impressed with the voice! Blake Lewis appeared on Good Morning America this morning. I was graced by the presense of this songbird's charm and talent. It interrupted my usual morning routine of getting ready, leaving me standing there stunned with my jaw nearly dropped down to the floor. Here is some more on this talented young star:

WATCH: Blake Lewis and His 'Day Dream'
The "American Idol" star talks about his album "Audio Day Dream."


Run a Google search, and type http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/. Or, just click on our upcoming link above. Thanxx. -SD

The Crash

Here is a picture of that car that was wrecked, that I told y'all I was gonna chase the story of. Still working on it. I had to take a break for awhile. Thanxx for visiting. -SD

The Scenarios--------------------------------------------The Reality

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