Monday 27 October 2008

And for our final news story of the day...

In the form of a news blurb: The World*s Heaviest Man In Wedded Bliss!
He was driven on a crane to make it to the Church on time. Praise
Jesus! He and his wife are responsible for his incredible and
inspiring weight loss. Congratulations to you and your lovely wife.
*SDRoads, reporting

The Halloween Countdown Is Here!

Visit Spookyhouse.com. Don*t get too scared, y*all. *SD

Won*t You Come Home Bill Baily? Won*t you come home?

Stay tuned for a heartwarming story of a true Hero. *SD

NewsFlash: More Troubles For Boeing

And, some leading Actors in the Hollywood community of entertainment
are planning on striking. *SDRoads, reporting

OMGoodness! It*s The Sixties All Over Again!

As many of you have heard by now, the attempt on Obama*s life had
already been laid out with working plans by 2 SkinHeads. Further, they
planned on hurting, killing, along with beheading, many others,
including children. These children were to be attending a
"predominately black" elementary school. They have been stopped.
Ironically, in another local story, an African American male may be
responsible for the killing of family members of Singer\Actress
Jennifer Hudson. She was not able to attend the awards show tonight,
for the cast\movie award of Best Ensemble, for obvious reasons. Our
prayers are with you, Jennifer. SDRoads and family

The delightful conclusion to our Chicken in the Tree story to come. *SD

How Many Deputies Does It Take To Get A Chicken Out Of A Tree?

This is so amusing watching this. LoL All the deps just left. I asked
Shanathan if they were giving up. He answered, "No. They told me what
they are going to do next." I asked, "What is that, baby?" He had
already informed me they are coming back. He said "They are going to
chop the tree down!" *SDRoads, reporting, LoL

By George! There*s A Chicken In Our Tree!

Yes, so far 4 people on the job at my college campus to capture the
visitor, Deputy and Cadet alike. Hahuh My son just informed all of us
he is now on the roof. Let*s see what pans out here. Why do all the
stories happen near us? We were just resting in the grass. LoL *SD and
Shanathan

Remembering JonBenet


Image from www.crimefilenews.com

Do We Have A Serial Dog Napper On Our Hands?

I recall seeing a similar story to RosaLee's, below, in the news, recently. It must have been from Fox Channel 11, for my little black and white t.v. is normally set to that station. I even sleep with the T.V. on, for the most part. That story had film footage. I just told RosaLee about this on the phone, for she was already at the police station and did not have a chance to see my latest e-mail to her with the update. She had e-mailed me moments before, as I recall. I had a feeling she zipped out the door. She is working hard and fast on getting the story out on all the local news stations. I hope the update helps. I suggested she ask the police and the news stations about this recent story, for I do not have all the facts. This update I gave may help the local police take this story even more seriously. However, I do think the police help with cases such as this, for the whole reasoning behind the issuing of dog tags. God Bless Cindy Lou and RosaLee! Keep your precious pets close to you, as best you can. For poor RosaLee, her pup's a bit of a rascal. She had gotten outside a few times before. RosaLee decided to put up a fence, and while doing so, Cindy Lou got out again! RosaLee ran out to go get Cindy Lou. Cindy Lou went one direction and RosaLee, unfortunately, went the other. By the time RosaLee got around the corner of the direction Cindy went, she made it just in time to talk to a neighbor who said that an Hispanic woman, driving a small, yellow vehicle, whom was in the area doing community service (in the neighborhood of the local courthouse), had just picked up Cindy Lou and took the dog with her in her car. The woman told the neighbor that she had "too many dogs" and was going to take Cindy Lou to the local pound and/or shelter. Shortly after hearing this information, RosaLee discovered that the woman had not. So, where is Cindy Lou? I have a feeling we will get Cindy back. It may just take some time. RosaLee is a responsible woman. She was doing all the right things, and, still, this happened to her and Cindy Lou. What I am concerned with is this: The woman had said she has too many dogs. Was that a Freudian slip? Is she up to no good? We shall see. Cindy Lou looks like a puppy, but is actually older. Again, God Bless Cindy Lou, and God Bless all precious pets and animals around the world. -SDRoads, reporting

For All You Locals: Please Help This Precious Pet





REWARD

Please help find our dog!

13 LBS- BICHON FRIZZE – HER NAME IS

CINDY LOU

Mostly white long hair with tan spots, black collar has rhinestones in it. Please call Rosalee, formerly of:

Sunset Crest Place, now living at:

ERWIN STREET, VAN NUYS, Ca.

213.399.9597

Missing 11 AM Thursday Oct 23rd on AT TYRONE AND DELANO. Taken by older Hispanic lady who thought our dog was lost, driving a small, perhaps yellow, car. PLEASE call ROSALEE if you have any info – the dog tags say correct license number, but have old phone number!!!
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¡RECOMPENSA!



NECESITO AYUDA PARA ENCONTRAR IA ELLA SU NOMBRE CINDY


Una SEÑORA HISPÁNICA AGRADABLE

TOMÓ EL PERRO

EN DELANO Y TYRONE

A LAS ONCE DE LA MAÑANA EL JUEVES, DE OCTUBRE EL 23.

Ella tiene un coche amarillo chicito.

¡CLLAME POR FAVOR SI USTED CONOCE A ESTA MUJER!!


213.399.9597


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English "flyer" edited by SDRoads