Here's a headline for ya. I developed it toniight.

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And in other news, eggs are being recalled throughout the nation, due to salmonella outbreaks. Did you know that salmonella can be fingerprinted? Well, it can be. However, only certain types of the bacteria can be. Check out the nation wide recall on Fox News. Get the full scoop and more, including company names and lot numbers at foxnews.com. -SD Roads